To save y’all’s dashes, I’m just gonna liveblog the movie in one post with a page break (if tumblr has decided that page breaks work tonight).
STAY TUNED.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY IS NOT COOL ANYMORE
but his voice is oddly soothing despite the maniacal things coming from it
me for the rest of this episode probably:

GOD
DAMMIT
SHEPHERD
WHY DID YOU TURN THE CORNER
LIKE
FUCKING REALLY
DID YOU HAVE TO BE GOING THROUGH THERE AT THAT MOMENT
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT

‘HOW DID YOUR BRAIN EVEN LEARN HUMAN SPEECH’
AHAHAHA
AND THEN LIKE
THE GUY
AND THE CLARINET
WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THE CLARINET THIS EPISODE
MAYBE BECAUSE IT, LIKE THIS SHOW, IS PERRRRFECCCCT
HARRY KIM YOU’VE FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SHINE
OMG
PSYCHOLOGASM
SDFLKJSLJKS;LKJG
I GET IT

(well i think i do anyway)
(LET’S WATCH)
I CAN’T CONTAIN THIS TO HANNAH’S INBOX
SIMON’S DRUNK MEDSCHOOL STORIES
ARE
MY
FAVORITE
THING
(interrupted by river’s psychosis w/e w/e)
BUT OH MY GOD
CAN I JUST
TAKE HIS FACE
AND
KISS IT