guy at work: “is that the other color shirt from the one i complimented the other day?” (more like 2 weeks ago or so)
me: “oh haha yeah i guess. i have like four of these shirts.”
guy: “what color was the other one? blue?”
me: “i don’t really remember. i don’t pay much attention to the clothes i wear here.”
*a few moments later*
guy: “i really like how you did your makeup today”
me: “haha uhh i just forgot to put on foundation because i was in a rush” (note: the rest of the makeup is just smudged eyeliner and mascara because that’s how i roll)
guy: “but no really, you just… you just look really good.”
me, thinking: ahahaha oh my god dude except for the fact that this should totally be a professional relationship also i know through the grapevine that you knocked up your girlfriend whom you have never mentioned to me and now i’m thinking about that time that you were like ‘usually when a guy doesn’t tell a girl about a relationship he’s in it’s because he’s trying to keep his options open’ and this just makes me feel hella awkward gonna say that i have a meeting to go to or some shit bye
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lesliecrusher said:
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