Monday, January 23, 2012

Carbon Creek

Under a cut, not really for spoilers, but more so to protect your dashboards from my flails

you’re welcome

“what if you lose? i’ll have to… socialize with him.”

THE BEST THE BEST THE ULTIMATE BEST

RIGHT UP THERE WITH SHUTTLEPOD ONE

LET ME TURN THIS EPISODE INTO CONTACT LENSES SO I CAN PUT IT INTO MY EYEBALLS

AHAHAHAHAA

SHE’S SO MAD THAT HE’S SO GOOD AT MAKING FRIENDS

LOL TRIP

TRIP BE THE BEST FOREVER

AN OLD EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAHAHAHA

LOK AT ARCHER AND TRIP ALL REDFACED FROM THE WINE

AWWWWWWWWWW

THE VULCAN PLUMBING

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SO SAD

HAHHAHA

SCREW THIS ANTIQUATED TECHNOLOGY LET ME FIX Y’ALL RIGHT UP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NUCULARZ

I BET THE PEOPLE IN CARBON CREEK CALL MALE VULCAN “BEANIE MAN”

IS HE GOING TO TAKE LITTLE JACK UNDER HIS POINTY-EARED WING???

“PERHAPS SHE ENJOYS YOUR COMPANY”

HAHAHAHAHA HE CALLS HIM MOE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

I’M DYING

THERE IS A RESEMBLANCE

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ALL MY LATINUM FOR THIS EPISODE

AND THAT’S HOW THE FIRST VULCAN FELL IN LOVE WITH HOOMONS

HE HAS DIFFERENT COLOR BEANIES

“I LOVE LUCY IS ON TONIGHT” OH MY GOD

LITTLE VULCAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

OH MY GOD

HE SMIRKED

IN THE CAR

D;LKFJA;LSDGKJA;LGJKDS;LFGKJDSLGKJ

HE WENT TO A BASEBALL GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

OH MY GOD

HE’S DATIN THE BARTENDER LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“YOU’RE NOT FROM MARS ARE YOU” AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SLKDJFGLGKJAL;GJA;LGJALMVAELR;LFDKJS;

FDS;OJVLASKM ;LAVDLG;SHJORLKJL;FAGJA;LBFM;AOLBRKJA

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MATE OH MY GOD

HE LOVES HER

AND THUS THE FIRST VULCAN/HOOMON BABBY WAS BORN

KISSES FOR THE VULCAN MAN

VERY PLEASANT

OH MY GOD

WASN’T THAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE

AHAHAHSFDKJ

I DID SAY ‘VERY’ PLEASANT

OH MAN

LOL

OLOLOLOL

T’POL’S GREAT GRANDMA WHY ARE YOU BEIN A CREEPER

JUST STARING

OH MAN

“I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND”

NOOOOOO SHUT UP T’POL’S GREAT GRANDMA LET HIM LOVE THE HOOMON

LITTLE JACK IS REMARKABLY LEARNED

PRONOUNCED “LEARN-ED”

I’M MOVING MY ARMS AND I DON’T KNOW WHY

THIS EPISODE

IT’S JUST TAKEN CONTROL OF ME

I AM FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT OF STAR TREK

HE EVEN WEARS HIS BEANIE IN HIS HELMET AW

NOOOOOOOOOO SPLOSIONS

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

VULCAN MAN

YOUR ONLY CRIME

WAS CARING TOO MUCH

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAVED THE DAY

OH MAN

THE DISTRESS CALL

HE IS GOING TO BE SECRETLY SAD :[

“UP NORTH” AW

AW SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT HIM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE

;______________________________;

AW AW AW AW

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

T’POL’S GREAT GRAMMA

ON THE TRAIN

LOOKIT HER GLOVES

OH MAN OH MAN

VELCRO

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

VEL

CRO

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

VUL

CAN

VEL

CRO

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

;______________________________________________________;

BUT I PROMISED MRS GARRET THAT I’D FIX THIS SUCTION DEVISE

VULCAN MAN YOU HAVE FAITH OF THE HEART

“MUCH CLOSER THAN WE ANTICIPATED”

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

“THAT’S NOT ENOUGH”

HE WANTS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

AW

AW

AW

THEY COVER FOR HIM

DSLKGHAS;GJKAS;LGJKAS;LVA;LSKV;FLASJKFG;LKJSGD

HAHAHAHA

TRIP

YOU’RE SO REACTIVE

I LOVE IT

LOL

“YOU’VE CERTAINLY KEPT US ENTERTAINED”

AW

AW

THE PURSE

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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