Carbon Creek
Under a cut, not really for spoilers, but more so to protect your dashboards from my flails
you’re welcome
“what if you lose? i’ll have to… socialize with him.”
THE BEST THE BEST THE ULTIMATE BEST
RIGHT UP THERE WITH SHUTTLEPOD ONE
LET ME TURN THIS EPISODE INTO CONTACT LENSES SO I CAN PUT IT INTO MY EYEBALLS
AHAHAHAHAA
SHE’S SO MAD THAT HE’S SO GOOD AT MAKING FRIENDS
LOL TRIP
TRIP BE THE BEST FOREVER
AN OLD EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAHAHAHA
LOK AT ARCHER AND TRIP ALL REDFACED FROM THE WINE
AWWWWWWWWWW
THE VULCAN PLUMBING
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SO SAD
HAHHAHA
SCREW THIS ANTIQUATED TECHNOLOGY LET ME FIX Y’ALL RIGHT UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NUCULARZ
I BET THE PEOPLE IN CARBON CREEK CALL MALE VULCAN “BEANIE MAN”
IS HE GOING TO TAKE LITTLE JACK UNDER HIS POINTY-EARED WING???
“PERHAPS SHE ENJOYS YOUR COMPANY”
HAHAHAHAHA HE CALLS HIM MOE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
I’M DYING
THERE IS A RESEMBLANCE
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ALL MY LATINUM FOR THIS EPISODE
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIRST VULCAN FELL IN LOVE WITH HOOMONS
HE HAS DIFFERENT COLOR BEANIES
“I LOVE LUCY IS ON TONIGHT” OH MY GOD
LITTLE VULCAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
OH MY GOD
HE SMIRKED
IN THE CAR
D;LKFJA;LSDGKJA;LGJKDS;LFGKJDSLGKJ
HE WENT TO A BASEBALL GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
OH MY GOD
HE’S DATIN THE BARTENDER LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“YOU’RE NOT FROM MARS ARE YOU” AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SLKDJFGLGKJAL;GJA;LGJALMVAELR;LFDKJS;
FDS;OJVLASKM ;LAVDLG;SHJORLKJL;FAGJA;LBFM;AOLBRKJA
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MATE OH MY GOD

HE LOVES HER
AND THUS THE FIRST VULCAN/HOOMON BABBY WAS BORN
KISSES FOR THE VULCAN MAN
VERY PLEASANT
OH MY GOD
WASN’T THAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
AHAHAHSFDKJ
I DID SAY ‘VERY’ PLEASANT
OH MAN
LOL
OLOLOLOL
T’POL’S GREAT GRANDMA WHY ARE YOU BEIN A CREEPER
JUST STARING
OH MAN
“I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND”
NOOOOOO SHUT UP T’POL’S GREAT GRANDMA LET HIM LOVE THE HOOMON

LITTLE JACK IS REMARKABLY LEARNED
PRONOUNCED “LEARN-ED”
I’M MOVING MY ARMS AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
THIS EPISODE
IT’S JUST TAKEN CONTROL OF ME
I AM FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT OF STAR TREK
HE EVEN WEARS HIS BEANIE IN HIS HELMET AW
NOOOOOOOOOO SPLOSIONS
:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
VULCAN MAN
YOUR ONLY CRIME
WAS CARING TOO MUCH
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAVED THE DAY
OH MAN
THE DISTRESS CALL
HE IS GOING TO BE SECRETLY SAD :[
“UP NORTH” AW
AW SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT HIM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE
;______________________________;
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T’POL’S GREAT GRAMMA
ON THE TRAIN
LOOKIT HER GLOVES
OH MAN OH MAN
VELCRO
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
VEL
CRO
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
VUL
CAN
VEL
CRO
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
;______________________________________________________;
BUT I PROMISED MRS GARRET THAT I’D FIX THIS SUCTION DEVISE
VULCAN MAN YOU HAVE FAITH OF THE HEART
“MUCH CLOSER THAN WE ANTICIPATED”
OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
“THAT’S NOT ENOUGH”
HE WANTS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

AW
AW
AW
THEY COVER FOR HIM
DSLKGHAS;GJKAS;LGJKAS;LVA;LSKV;FLASJKFG;LKJSGD
HAHAHAHA
TRIP
YOU’RE SO REACTIVE
I LOVE IT
LOL
“YOU’VE CERTAINLY KEPT US ENTERTAINED”
AW
AW
THE PURSE
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