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tagged:
#cackling

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


tags:#cackling

tagged:
#FUCKKK
toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!


tags:#FUCKKK

tagged:
#yupppppppppp

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously



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i find it interesting that most people who can tell that i’m not white by looking at me are also POC. not even necessarily other mexican-americans, just other POC in general. most white people assume i am white and then act like it’s a mind-boggling revelation when they find out that is not the case.

just some thoughts i’ve been sittin on.



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grumpylinguist:

New rule: don’t use the Latin word “cum” in place of “with” in English unless it’s part of a set phrase, or you have a really good reason.

Yes I’m talking to you, Slate.

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I have hardwood floors in my apartment. In the living room, I have a rug between the futon and the tv. In my bedroom, I have a rug that’s mostly underneath the bed, with a lil bit sticking out so my toesies won’t have to meet cold flooring when I wake up.

So naturally, while I was in the shower, my cat decides the BEST place to hairball/vomit is on the lil bit of rug by the bed. 😤



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Glasses, no glasses
Shadow, lash

Shadow: urban decay holiday 2012 fun palette
Liner: makeup forever aqua liner and urban decay 24/7 glide-on eye pencil
Lash: modelco volumeyes
Lips: hikari



A limerick: 

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK



dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements