There is glitter all over my hands and I can’t stop thinking about my crush
Tonight’s glittery Lion King makeup
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I’m not Christian but I’ll never pass up an opportunity to reblog something about Pope Francis. I think he’s completely awesome. he actually does the things the pope SHOULD be doing, not wearing fucking golden sheets and sitting on a golden fucking throne. the man actually tries to live like Christ and that’s pretty amazing to me, since 99% of the Christians I’ve ever met don’t. four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis.
HE WAS A BOUNCER WHAT
Trying to send my mom pics of my eye instead of actually seeing anyone here for my stye
sometimes i wish i could do a sideblog about work but confidentiality and ethics and HIPAA and everything :\
i just now saw that my microwave has a pizza button
i’ve lived here for about three and a half years
Let’s take a moment to talk about this. I mean, because first off, “Tell cars not to hit kids.” Well, yeah, we do that all the fucking time, idiot. Ever seen signs like these?
We have classes and signs and laws about it, and people are constantly reminded. So your argument only works if we put up signs everywhere reminding assholes not to rape. But you’d rather talk about how rape victims have it coming to them.
But the dumbest part of this crap? Roads exist for cars to drive on. Children need to be careful to cross the street because they’re entering into an environment that exists specifically for something that is dangerous to them. The only way this shit is a valid comparison is if you think that bars, parties, and the world in general exists specifically for men to have sex with women. And I gotta break it to the guys who support this stupidity- your dicks are not that important. So knock off this bullshit and stop excusing rapists.
To add to the point, even if you accept the premises above (which I do not), pedestrians still always have the fucking right of way, and a driver who strikes a child, even if that child was negligent, is going to be the one held responsible.
If you’re not in control of your car, and your car hurts someone, welp, that’s your fault. That’s where we get terms like “vehicular manslaughter” and “at-fault accident.”
If you’re not in control of your cock, and your cock hurts someone — fuck, I can’t even finish this sentence, because your cock is not a separate thing from you. Your cock is not several tons of metal and glass and plastic and if it is, keep it the hell away from the rest of humanity.
Drunk texts from elisa